Sunday, April 24, 2005

Blade Trinity

Blade Trinity Posted by Hello


Just finished watching the third installment of the Blade series. I must say, it was good! If you guys loved the previous two, then the third should not be missed. I love the part where Blade meets the badass known as Drake, who's supposed to be the first ever vampire created, thus the pureblood. He walks in the daylight, which gives him advantage over the other purebloods from the previous two series.

So back to the fight scene, Drake asks Blade, "Are you ready to die?" Blade replies, "I was born ready, motherfucker."

Drake grins, "Motherfucker, I like that..."

You've gotta love those lines. Unfortunately I can't say that the Malaysian film censorship board would agree with me there. To give you a gist of the movie without spoiling the whole plot, the vampires are basically tired of getting their ass whooped by Blade. Therefore they go in search of the legendary Drake, who's supposed to be the strongest vampire ever to live.

So to set the ball rolling, the vampires set Blade up. He's out on his usual night stroll, killing some vampires he calls 'Familiars'. He ends up killing a human, who put fake fangs on his teeth. As you know the vampires die leaving a patch of ash, no body. Here's a dead body, and he's killed by Blade. The vampires perpetrated the whole thing and caught Blade on film killing a human.

This leads the Feds hunting him as Public Enemy number One. Whistler the old man ends up dying fighting with the good and Blade gets captured. He uncovers the whole thing as a ploy by the vampires using humans as pawns. He gets rescued by the Nightstalkers led by Abigail Whistler, yes the daughter and another funny fella by the name of Hannibal King, a former vampire.

There's a scene where Hannibal's captured by the vampires and interrogated. He is kicked around and beaten like a rag doll by Triple H. Yea, the wrestler makes a weak attempt at acting on the silver screen. Maybe he should just stick to the wrestling drama on television. As Hannibal is kicked down, he gets up to his knees and whispers to the vampires, "You know... I just ate a whole lot of garlic for lunch and I just farted... the silent one..."

It's lines like this that makes it hilarious! You gotta love the script writers for putting things like this in the movie. All in all, the movie is really worth your time if you loved the previous two. This movie is somewhat related to the previous ones, but you won't miss anything if you watch this straight off. I still think Blade works better alone. Lots of fight scenes involving guns and swords. A kickass action film!

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